when i die I want you to wait for the flesh to rot away and then put various funny costumes on my skeleton and pose it in comical ways at the cemetery for the rest of time
people will come to visit my humorously dressed skeleton and tell me their problems and I will listen
because I am a skeleton
and skeletons do not have the ability to run away if your story is boring i will just smile in a skeleton like way in your direction as if to say
"good on you"
"I like my funny hat"
"that was a good talk we had today please buy me a clown costume for next month"